
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie." - LOTR One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring the bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. "Three rings for the Elven kings under the sky, seven for the Dwarf lords in their halls of stone, nine for the mortal men doomed to die, one for the Dark Lord on his dark throne, in the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony." – Dennis the Peasant, Monty Python and the Holy Grail "Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.Indeed, it's only the beginning! Feel free to add your own (clean) ones in the comments below.


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